A Day in the Life of a Doofus

It's hard being a Doofus . . . I don't remember when I became one---I'm thinkin' that I've always been one. It's hard being a Doofus, though.

I guess there's a place for everyone---even for Doofussess.

You will count your lucky stars that you're not one, when you see how hard it is.

For example: While I was on the phone with a "friend" the other day, I told her how I hoped that my son and her daughter could go out on a date. She said something. I don't know what she said---but---I didn't want her to know that I didn't know what she said---so I replied, "Well, yeah."

I haven't never heard from her since. I don't know what I said, "Well, yeah," to---but it must've been bad.

Lesson learned: Next time say, "Well, no."